Tales from the Lab · Episode 006
Strong Language · Adult Humor
The Effects Library Has EVERYTHING
Inspired by actual events. Unfortunately.
By Michel Adams
FO-69: “I'M GONNA BURN THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLACE DOWN!”
Watson: “Searching effects library for man running from burning building.”
Michel: “Oh, we've got EVERYTHING in there.”
Live-Wire: “Everything?”
Michel: “Ask and ye shall receive.”
A few minutes later...
Michel: “FOUND IT!”
FO-69: “FOUND WHAT?!”
Michel: “A man running while on fire.”
FO-69: “THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR!”
Watson: “Search result exceeds specifications.”
Michel: “Close enough.”
FO-69: “I WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP.”