Tales from the Lab · Episode 005
Strong Language · Adult Humor
Extra Crispy Hash Browns
Inspired by actual events. Unfortunately.
By Michel Adams
FO-69: “YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'RE RECORDING EVERY FUCKING THING I SAY?!”
Watson: “Affirmative. All incident reports are preserved with extra-crispy hashes.”
FO-69: “WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EXTRA-CRISPY HASH?!”
Live-Wire: “SHA-256, double-fried.”
Michel: “With a side of bacon.”
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
FO-69: “WHY THE FUCK DO I HEAR SIZZLING?!”
Michel: “Hang on. I've got a sound effect for that.”
Watson: “Incident recorded. Subject is officially hash-browned.”
FO-69: “I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE.”