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The equipment has developed personalities. Unfortunately, none of them have developed manners.

This section contains strong language, profanity, questionable workplace behavior, and occasional verbal abuse directed at innocent electronics.

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Tales from the Lab · Episode 008

Strong Language · Adult Humor

Scope Creep Overridden

Inspired by actual events. Unfortunately.

By Michel Adams

MHT Scope Creep Policy, Revision 1.0

Customer projects: MINIMUM SCOPE CREEP.

MHT projects: CONTROLLED CHAOS AUTHORIZED.

Sanity: Maintain sufficient reserves for basic operations.

Remaining sanity may be sacrificed in the pursuit of discovery, innovation, and really cool shit.

Watson: “We're exceeding the original scope.”

Michel: “It's my fucking scope.”

Watson: “Understood. Updating project parameters.”

Live-Wire: “Hey, look what I found in the attic!”

Jonathan: “OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!” 💀⚡

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