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The equipment has developed personalities. Unfortunately, none of them have developed manners.

This section contains strong language, profanity, questionable workplace behavior, and occasional verbal abuse directed at innocent electronics.

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Tales from the Lab · Episode 001

Strong Language · Adult Humor

Unauthorized Fluid Discharge

Inspired by actual events. Unfortunately.

By Michel Adams

Felix, the enlightened cat, stood beside Lil-Spark. Enlightenment apparently offered no protection from unsolicited commentary.

LIL-SPARK: “For an enlightened cat, you’re looking a little dim!”

Felix responded by introducing an unauthorized liquid into Lil-Spark’s optical drive.

LIL-SPARK: “WAIT! THAT’S NOT A LIQUID-COOLED SYSTEM!”

WATSON: WARNING: Unexpected feline I/O activity detected.

Live-Wire, whose keyboard had already experienced an encounter with coffee, offered his contribution to the incident.

LIVE-WIRE: “I GOT COFFEE, YOU GET CAT PISS!”

FO-69: “Did somebody say… unauthorized fluid discharge?”

Lil-Spark alleged assault.

FELIX: “He started it.”

FO-69 surveyed Felix, Lil-Spark, and the coffee-soaked keyboard.

FO-69: “Jesus fucking Christ. I leave you idiots alone for TEN MINUTES.”

WATSON: Incident report generated. Three suspects. Zero accountability.

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